(COLORADO SPRINGS) — ‘Stupid News,’ where we bring you the headlines you absolutely do not need to know or do — we’ll let you make the call.

In this week’s Stupid News segment, FOX21 Morning Live and Local Reporter Julie Baker brought us the following headlines:

• A man is accused of stealing a Toyota Corolla from a Lyft driver. The man used his real name when he ordered the car.
• As it turns out, it’s illegal to use cop lights if you’re not law enforcement. One man finds that out the hard way.

For more Stupid News segments be sure to tune in on Wednesdays during FOX21 Morning News.