(COLORADO SPRINGS) — ‘Stupid News,’ where we bring you the headlines you absolutely do not need to know or do — we’ll let you make the call.

In this week’s Stupid News segment, FOX21 Morning Live and Local Reporter Julie Baker brought us the following headlines:

  • A pet monkey in Indiana broke free. While the police department attempted to locate him, the monkey was spotted drinking alcohol.
  • A man in North Dakota is facing criminal charges after he demanded a McDonald’s customer buy him a Happy Meal.

For more Stupid News segments be sure to tune in on Wednesdays during FOX21 Morning News.